Dear Houston

Dear Houston,

As you might have heard, we are planning on moving back to your area next spring. I was hoping you could make the following improvements to make our transition easier.

Please have...
*a mass transit subway system in place
*affordable taxis
*tree lined highways
*on call affordable maids that will also babysit at a moments notice
*a grocery delivery system
*safe streets to walk on at any time of day
* doctors offices that have little to no wait 

Thank you,

Jenn Harkless